Snowmen
I'm in a position to make an observation on this topic. In this town (can't speak for others), a snowman is held in low regard, which helps explain why so many ungoverned neighborhood children are allowed to make targets of them with snowballs. Imagine these folks desire to split a family into warlike factions; the snowballs are my friends and family. I used to enjoy the luxury of merely laying down on the ground during the winter, giving moisture to the land. These days I'm not much better than one of these people-groups' stand-up comics. You see, I am now a snowman. At the start of the season, my intention was to sleep peacefully during the winter until mid-February. I had seen neighboring snowmen as representative of derision and demeaning - not even being provided adequate clothing- with no protection against these onslaughts of snowy missiles. It just didn't appeal to me in the least to stand up in a junkman's attire making an utter f...